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Luke for mayor of Miami

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Comments Posted on Feb 03, 2011 Last Updated Feb 07, 2011 Posted by Luke
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By Francisco Alvarado

Luther Campbell wants to be Miami-Dade County’s new mayor. The Miami New Times columnist and former 2 Live Crew frontman is looking ahead to the March 15 vote on recalling present Mayor Carlos Alvarez. In an extended column this week, he reveals his game plan for a campaign that should be a hell of a lot more fun than most. He lays out his motivation for running, why he thinks he can win, and his platform, which includes a tax on exotic dancers to help create childcare programs for single moms. So without further ado, here’s Luke!

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Linda Robertson Canonizes Uncle Luke

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Comments Posted on Dec 02, 2010 Last Updated Dec 07, 2010 Posted by Luke
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By: Frank Alvarado

The last time we wrote about Miami Herald sports columnist Linda Robertson, we ribbed on her for being duped by a couple of Broward guys pretending to be real Russian basketball fans. But this time, we gotta give her props for penning a well researched piece on New Times columnist Luther Campbell. She gets an inside look at how 2 Live Crew’s former front man has grown into a pretty damn good role model for the kids playing football for our favorite Miami-Dade high school team, the Central Rockets, where Campbell is the linebackers coach.

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From AOL’s Fanhouse

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Comments Posted on Dec 01, 2010 Last Updated Dec 13, 2010 Posted by Luke

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Luther Campbell is known for a lot of things, most notably for writing rap lyrics that I can’t repeat here. And being a huge Miami Hurricanes fan, sometimes offering players booty (of the pirate kind, we think) for their performances on the field.

What he’s not really known for would be “providing leadership to young men” (unless those young men were looking to get into a certain illegal trade business, do you know what I am saying? — requisite sorta-NSFW South Park disclaimer) But that’s what he’s doing these days, as an assistant football coach for Miami Central High.

“I don’t tolerate cursing or the N word,” he said according to the Miami Herald. “I tell them, ‘Don’t ever disrespect a girl because that makes you less than a man.’ And ‘Pick the girl who is responsible, not the one with Fs on her report card. Easy to get in, hard to get out. I’ve lived that life.’”

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State of The U

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Comments Posted on Nov 07, 2010 Last Updated Mar 23, 2011 Posted by Luke

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