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It’s Time Miami Stops Being Lil Wayne’s Bitch

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Miamians are mad as hell at rapper Lil Wayne because he said fuck the Heat, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh on Sunday at a nightclub party in Houston. Lil Wayne even claimed he had sex with Bosh’s wife. That was way out of line. However, don’t blame Lil Wayne for talking trash.

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Rick Ross: Calm Down or End Up Like Biggie

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Dear Rick Ross:
As someone who survived several rap beefs, I’m going to give you some advice. You need to seriously address the threats and attempts on your life. You have worked hard to become a big name in hip-hop. You’ve paid your dues and you’ve grown lyrically since the release of your debut album, Port of Miami, in 2006. You’ve arrived, buddy.

But all this gangster bullshit is jeopardizing your career. No club or arena is going to risk people getting shot. You can forget about doing any tours or CD signings. And if you can’t make money, watch how fast Warner Bros. Records turns on you. I know from experience.

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Miami Beach Memorial Day Weekend Is A Gangsta’s Paradise

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This is a public service announcement to all the African American visitors coming to Miami Beach for Memorial Day weekend. There are a few things you need to know when you crossover the causeways to party in the city that doesn’t want you, but wants to take your money. Here are the new rules you will have to abide by unless you want your black ass to end up in Dade County Jail:

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Barack Obama Gets It Right On Same Sex Marriage

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Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, and all the Tea Party crazies are up in arms because President Barack Obama came out in support of same sex marriage last week. It amazes me how these so-called Republicans are always crying that the government is interfering too much in the lives of private citizens, but then they want the government to dictate who you can and can’t marry. The GOP faithful who are against a man marrying another man only believe in freedom when it suits their agenda. When it’s an issue they don’t believe in, all of sudden they become communists.

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Concussion Lawsuits Driving Roger Goodell’s Crackdown On Hard Hits

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Roger Goodell’s sudden hardline approach to punishing players and coaches for bounties and hard hits to the head is all part of the NFL’s legal strategy in the 66 lawsuits brought against the league by 1,706 former players. That’s the real scandal. Think about it. The same day Junior Seau committed suicide, the NFL announces the one season ban against New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma, as well as shorter suspensions for three other players. Seau joins Dave Duerson and Ray Easterling as the third former player to kill himself in the past year. In time, we’re going to find out that their brains had been turned into scrambled eggs.

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